hits

lamelohan:

me: schools hard

parents: well when i was in schoo-

me:

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sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

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thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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(Source: thesassycat, via gnarly)